The Earth Called. She Wants Her AC Back.
The Earth Called. She Wants Her AC Back. Once upon a scorching Tuesday morning in 2025 , I opened my weather app and saw something horrifying. It said, “Feels like: oven preheated to 450°F.” I wasn’t sure if I should step outside or bake cookies on the sidewalk. That’s when it hit me — climate change isn’t coming. It already arrived, unpacked its bags, and started eating chips on our couch. ☀️ Chapter 1: The Great Meltdown (And I Don’t Mean Emotional) Remember when summers used to mean mangoes, vacations, and mild sweat? Now it means—melting makeup, power cuts, and your AC sounding like it’s crying for help. Polar bears are holding protest signs, penguins are Googling “cheap flights to Antarctica (still frozen?),” and meanwhile, we humans are arguing online about whose fault it is. Spoiler alert: It’s ours. 🌧️ Chapter 2: The Monsoon Mood Swings Rain used to be romantic — now it’s either “Oops, no rain at all” or “Surprise! Here's your annual flood.” One minute y...